Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
Back to eBibs

eBib Avatars eBibs

Happy Father's Day to someone old enough to remember what it was like to run without a GPS watch.
I stand by and listen to your rants about your TV shows, so don't make faces when I mention marathon and running.
That moment after a run where you flex your foot wrong... And you think "This is it. This is how it ends..."
I ran 4 miles this morning... So if I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
Running Store cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: First of all, I wasn't looking for ANY OF THESE.
4.89 miles is NOT 5 miles, so I run around the block again.
Got twisted in a sweaty sports bra today... my whole life flashed before my eyes... I honestly thought I was gonna be stuck like that till I died of dehydration or something.
Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a Marathon!
I named my dog 5Miles so I can tell people I walk 5Miles every day.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a "special occasion". I've started running daily!
Me in middle school... Fakes sick to get out of running the mile in gym class. Me now... Pays to run 13.1 miles.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
Result Pages: <<   ... 191  192  193  194  195 ...   >>