Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
F@^K!! ...I'm lost. But I feel so badass it doesn't matter.
Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"
I started my new training program today by shopping online for shoes. Baby steps.
"Daddy, why did Mommy past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her GPS watch tells her it's OK."
I'm on a low carb diet. Whenever I feel low, I eat carbs.
Can't tell if I have to pee or I'm just nervous for my race.
Only runners will understand.. That nervous pee you get before a race even though you've already gone to the bathroom a million times...
You know you're a runner when... you use the words 'only', 'merely' or 'just' in the same sentence as the words 'run', 'miles' and 'hours'.
Running friend (n): One who listens, doesn't judge and somehow makes 2 hours or running fun!
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk.. But I got a shiny medal saying I finished the race... Which is nice!
*after one hour on the treadmill* Me: "What year is it?"
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
I just ran 5 miles and what a workout...I didn't think the donut truck will ever stop
I used to be able to drink all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than my last marathon!
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