Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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I think my soulmate might be carbs.
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
You know you're a runner when... getting new running shoes is pretty much a holiday for you!
You know you're a runner when... during summer you have the tannest legs at the beach... from the ankles up!
You know you're a runner when... you smile while passing a car with a 26.2 sticker!
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
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Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution!
MONDAY. Nothing a good pair of running shoes can't fix.
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you.
I think Facebook is broken... I put up a selfie from my run and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I tried using actual booster rockets, but race directors frowned on that. Now I just use caffeine.
Oh, you get your caffeine through drinking coffee? Must be nice to have that much free time.
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