Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Tired of my fitness posts? Just block everything health and fitness related... You know like in your real life.
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
I whisper "What the f@#k" to myself at least 100 times during a marathon!
Hills hurt... COUCHES KILL!!
When I post a run selfie, I am not bragging. I am assuring my loved ones that I am still alive!
If the refrigerator and television weren't so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any walking training at all!
As long as we have running and wine the holidays will be fine!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they're just REGULAR donuts.
You know you're a runner when... You've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because, "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
There should be a REFUND on CALORIES for things that didn't taste as good as you expected!
You know you're a runner when... you spend hours in the mall, find nothing to wear. Spend 10 minutes in the running store, find hundreds of dollars worth of stuff you want to buy.
I ran 3 miles this morning... so If I did my math correctly, I'm entitle to eat 3 pounds of pie and a bottle of wine!
"You do not have to pee." Lies I tell myself while running.
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