Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Never thought I would spend my hard earned money for shoes and gear, train for months, pay an entry fee, get up early, and drive an hour, just to run in a race that I hope to last less than 30 minutes...
Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule??
We have a lot in common- that's what makes us such good friends. That, and we're in different age groups.
There is no app for this... GO RUN!
You might be a runner if you're too cool to dress up for Halloween, but spend most weekends in costume for a themed race.
Satellite...satellite...satellite...satellite... Come on already!
Went for a quick run along Lake Michigan... I think I'm now in Wisconsin.
It's 2015 and food can still make you fat... Get it together Science!
Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio.
I'd be sexually aroused by your minimal summer clothing if I had any fluids left in my body.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity... and the morons.
I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.
I was sad. Then I bought some running shoes. I'm okay now.
I take my overall hydration seriously.. During and after the run!
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