Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ... I'm just asking for the tracking #
im not perfect but im not these bitches
I was invited to a Christmas party that doesn't start until EIGHT. In the EVENING. I'm sorry but not all of us are on COCAINE
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
At mile 20 I thought I was dead At mile 22 I wished I was dead At mile 24 I knew I was dead At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill
"Why do you run so much?" Me: Have you met my parents?
You know what I get for Christmas? Hard. I get hard. #stayhard
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
Overtraining is saying "Don't over do it, you're gonna get injured" again and again until you get injured
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am at not swearing, for example
My morning run is the portal to zero fucks land
Daddy Claus is coming to town And he's making a list checking it twice and smacking your ass to see if you're naughty or nice
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying family members during the holidays
Different day, same shit.
If you think I'm an asshole now you should have met me before I started running #progress
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