Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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You know you're a runner...  when you see another person running and get jealous.
I like to party. And by party I mean  running then a nap!
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and  you think "I could run that!"
I run because punching people  is frowned upon.
Ask your doctor if getting off  your ass is right for you.
Some people will watch a movie to  unwind. And some of us just go for  a 2 hour run instead.
I run to get away from people.  It's like running away and  coming back a more  patient person.
There is no magic pill.  No special shake. No secret diet...  Just get off your ass!
Wait two weeks for event pictures to be posted. My face in every picture... What is that??
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under  the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa  baby, I want a PR... and  really that's not a lot... So hurry down the  chimney tonight!
My warmup includes  waiting for satellites.
I just realized, I only do laundry when I'm out of running clothes!
RUNCRASTINATION:  Having a long list of  things to do, and going for a 5 mile run instead of doing any of it.
RAA (runners anonymous association)  "Hi, my name is Bob and I have been running for 8 months."  "Hello Bob."
Every guys thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without  getting fat.
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