Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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50% your best running friend 50% fuck off
Let's normalize not making orgasm moans while stretching
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner
He's soooo fast!
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
im not perfect but im not one of these Instagram 'influencers' bitches
sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories my husband is burning
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
Who normalized having sex at night?! I started my day with a killer workout and now at my bedtime you're saying "ok now physical activity" ummm.... No
Your legs can reach upon somebody's son shoulders but when it's time to pick up the pace you complain
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
She didn't get to run Boston just to fake an orgasm.... Stay hard mfs !!
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything" Me after:
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