Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Which is the longest? A) a microwave minute B) a treadmill minute C) a hangover minute
What's something you can say during a run AND in the bedroom?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting enough exercise
I really be waking up tired... like wtf did i even sleep for???
The only fantasy i have in the bedroom these days is getting eight hours of sleep
Alpha females don't run in packs. She is often alone. Keeps her circle small. Knows her powers and works in silence.
Fact of the day. Waiting in line to use the pre-race porta-potty takes twice as long as it takes Jeff Bezos to fly into space. Interesting.
Wow y'all really think a 40 min run on the treadmill is long? it's 4 ten mins, grow up
The air is so full of sanitizer that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days
I did like 5 squats today so if you catch me being a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed
You officially become a runner when you have more medals than close friends
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
Dear running friend, Thank you for listening to my bullshit.
I hate when people say "you act like you don't give a fuck" bitch I'm not acting
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