Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to  87% of what little joy you still have left  in your life
Instagram is down?  Now how will people know I ran today??
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher' which is nice
I learn best by jumping into  the unknown.      –Jesse Itzler
Not eating pussy is a red flag. RUN
Getting mad at your running injury  is a whole different kind of angry
Me before running: ..No  Me during running: ...whyyy  Me after running: ..whhyyyyy  Me the next day: ...whhyyyy  Me to anyone that asks  about running: "it's the  best part of my day, you  feel so great and refreshed  and you should t...
You might be a runner if.... you hate  when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason  you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
A lifestyle change begins with a vision and a single step.
So running naked apparently means no music, no watch, no GPS, no electronics period. That would have been nice to know an hour ago.
""It could be drugs," I whisper to myself  as I buy another pair of running shoes  on an extremely tight budget. "At least it's not drugs.""
I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so  I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
Your first six emojis explains  your life right now.   No cheating.
So if I go running in the morning just to  burn enough calories to make  up for my drinking at night,  does that make me a runner  or an alcoholic?
I tell y'all what should be mandated.  DEODORANT!!!!!
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