Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your  car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve  just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
Runners are obnoxious, sure, but at  least we’re not cyclists. You gotta draw  the line somewhere… and it’s pedaling, ya losers
Best way to hit that PR pace? Run in  high crime areas. Keeps your heartbeat elevated and testosterone pumping
Hill workouts mfs… because BDSM is  for pussies
Question for meteorologists... On a loop run, why is the wind in my fucking face after EVERY turn?
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
She likes surprises. Not the finger in  the ass without permission kind, but running shoes are always nice
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if  they are still mad or not
F*ck your star sign, I want to know if you're choosing the Half, Full or Ultra
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing  the pace... Go run in the Olympics  bitch we trying to have fun
Porn hit differently once you nutt..... TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT TF OFF   #stayhard FOR WHAT??
Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS                         flat too good night
Worst response to I ran a marathon
i blocked all the stupid runners so if u can see this take it as a compliment
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