Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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I've never met a strong person with  an easy past
Me during the first mile: "fuck this  i'm sooo fuuckin tired"  Me during the last mile:  "fuck yeah baby that's what  i call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow"
Some of y'all post a half naked pic with  the caption " ALL HIS "        Then what the fuck u showing us for
convinced that buying a new pair of  nikes, in a new color, will  suddenly unlock my  untapped potential
If she gives you that "Side" Hug at the finish line that means she thinks you're NOT worthy to feel her titties on your chest and you have been Friendzoned
Pain is temporary...  Results on internet last forever
To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway: Please tell me what the rest of your life is like
That fake thigh kiss after her race just to smell if it's safe to go down there
Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is fccking hard
"Glad things are going back to normal finally"  Me:
Don't LIE! Do you have a person who gives you kudos daily and really cares  about you?
When you're about to pull out but you look at her face and she looks like a good mother runner
Drop a problem and let a stranger  give you advice
In case no one told you today... you're slow af and your marathon PR aint shit   ~ The Goat
Does anyone remember that time when  your body just worked? Like just on its  own? No pills, no scheduled exercise,  no caffeine, no planned hydration,  no stretching, no specific diet  you just woke up and boom,  that shit was good to go...
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