Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Came home after today's group run & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
ZERO miles this Saturday morning. Sometimes all you need is a fantastic fcck
Running groups be full of alcoholics but the second you fire THAT blunt UP you a crackhead
"You gotta be a bold motherfucker to wake your girl up at 2am to fuck for 3 mins. Stay hard!" ~David Goggins
When a girl uploads the after run photo: Main guy: (no comment) doesn't like and passes Side guy: Cutie... Guy with No Chance: you are an inspiration for us all & u light up my day
Going for a run gives you energy but you need energy to go for a run. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
I just wanna do that remote control vibrator thing at a pre-race pasta dinner but y'all boring
A real running friend is someone who has a picture of you that could ruin your whole future and reputation
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the olympics bxtch we trying to have fun
Marry a man with a beard. Because a man that's patient enough to grow a beard has enough patience to deal with your running bs
Some running friends really make you wonder how you got lucky enough to meet them
Today is GLOBAL RUNNING DAY. Or as we runners like to call it Wednesday
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
Some girls don't like to run in the rain because it puts their face back to factory settings...
Me: "My husband has been having trouble falling asleep." My therapist : "Have you tried telling him about your running?"
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