Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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My sons friends are so inclusive...they always want me to slip in my bikini and join them at the pool
Running won't leave you on "Delivered"  for 12 hours
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah you go ahead and keep that
Me: "I love you" Them: "More than running?" Me: "Know your place"
Being an IPOS is part of my  personality
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
Get a personal trainer that will get you in shape.... or wet.... or both
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
If you're injured and can't run, I think  we all just need to go out in a big empty  field and scream together
Him:  How do you know this dude?  Me:  Oh him... your inconsistency introduced us
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
*me after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN* Let's talk about cal-o-ries Let's talk about wine and cheese Let's talk about all the tacos  and the pizza I may eat  Let's talk about SNACKS
She calls me Daddy in the sheets & Slow MF in the streets
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
Up late thinking about how nice my  ass is
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