Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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I've gotta go for a run or I'm gonna loose my shit
I was talking to a beginner runner and she said to me "I can't wait till I'm strong enough to get through a hill workout without feeling like I'm gonna die" And I was like.... oh Oh, honey..
My two moods: 1. runners high 2. i’ll cut you
26.2 –3:12:13 BQx4...My superpower?? I do that lil GRIP thing so be careful with me
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "Fcck this shit" in your life
Women can always tell when you look at our boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance. One second is like five seconds in boob time.
I don't know who needs to hear this but laughing makes your vagina tighter..... so maybe you should stop scrolling past my posts, loosey-goosey
Tag the funniest runner in your life
Shoutout to everyone checking their Strava or GarminConnect stats on the company dime right now
Rare is the runner that loves every run, rare is the run that doesn't love you back anyway.
Double vaxxed, brazilian waxed, and waiting on my income tax
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it's my fault
Older man in New Balance 407 : "Where's your mask, asshole." Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm vaccinated, peasant."
Fuck runcations... At this point i need a maycation, i may come back and i may not
Not to be cocky, but I'm really the full package. My head is on straight, priorities check, I'm smart, independent, pretty, & my heart is so genuine. Just a self appreciation post because I get so busy trying to improve, that I f...
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