Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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bro, can you come pick me up? Where  am I?  Well I was on a runner's high  and I think I am in Ohio
Just changed my ig name to NO ONE so when I double-tap on stupid posts  it will say NO ONE liked this
PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons 8 ultras, you must be so healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*   "haha yeah idk it's just a  lifestyle at this point"
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest  like your running friends have
If ya kitty can do that lil muscle grip thingy after a track workout..... No.... darling, you're doing it wrong
Absolutely no one: Me:
Running hits different when ya life is a little fucked up
If you see me running more than usual that means I have a lot of stuff I need to be doing and I'm trying  to avoid doing it
Happy International Women's Day!   Where there is a woman there is a PB improved running form maybe a PR
I just wanna have unprotected  air again. I wanna raw dawg every  breath I take
Sundays are for long runs, true crime  & masturbation
Running is the most underrated form  of therapy
yeah sex is cool and all, but have you  ever dreamt of getting into Boston with  only a 5k Color Run under your belt???
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
No one: Literally no one:  Me: #stayhard for what?
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