Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Ok so it turns out I was in fact running for Garmin Connect and not for 'myself'
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between
We wanted to run an ultra so bad.... Now look at us. Just f*cking look
A minute after pressing snooze = 0.03 seconds. A minute on the treadmill = 3 million yrs
RUNNING HACK: There are no fucking hacks. If running is difficult, run more!
You bitches are in his DMs, I'm the reason he'll never race again. We are not the same
Me stepping out the door, ready to burn 240 calories after consuming 12,700 over the weekend
Me: "I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home" *Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and virtual races*
Runner chicks always busy until you send them a "You hungry?" text
Miles ahead. Worries behind.
Body: sexy Feet: f*cked
I'm actually the meanest person if I don't get my run in. I would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
*I run to drink* Me to me: "Damn no offense but you need to see a f*cking therapist"
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra? Hardest day of my life
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