Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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*Day 29* Anybody got an extra relationship charger? My shit on 2%....
Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails. Bruh, where were you when my suitcase weighed 51.5 lbs
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead
What hoodie and leggings combo should i put on today to walk around the house for 12 hours, it's a hard choice
"Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Mama, just killed a man I didn't stay inside in bed I walked by him and now he's dead" **CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY**
If I see you out in June/July showing off medals when my race was cancelled in May, mind your own business
When y'all drinking and he thinks he's about to get that A1 sloppy head but you start crying and bringing up the past and "real" races
Yeah winning races is great.. but none of us are hot enough for TikTok. Sorry to break the news
If ya pussy can do that lil muscle grip thingy after a track workout....... No, darling you're doing it wrong
Does your man ever lay directly on top of you right after your new marathon PR and you're lowkey dying but he's so cuddly and content so you suffer in peace
I miss my crazy bitches
A single kudos can make someone's whole day, so can a picture of your titties
I'm sorry if you are offended by #eBibsAfterDark ......I want you to know that someone cares... Not me, but someone
I run in shorts..I have to shave my legs. But I only shave the coochie if I'm 100% positive I'm getting laid. There's no point in peeling a potato if you're not going to mash it
Name a runner that isn't running for bling, I'll wait
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