Yesterday's happy hour is today's

fuck, fuck, fuck
eBib text : Yesterday's happy hour is today's fuck, fuck, fuck

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A true running friend waits for you  when you need to take a dump mid-run
Aging is not a disease. It's an  opportunity... To qualify for Boston.
The confusion of realizing that you’re still alive and well after a  track session
News: "The coronavirus can only be spread by human contact" My trail running introvert ass:  "I'm safe as F*ckkkkk"
Therapist: Are you sexually active?  Me: I signed up for an Ironman Therapist: a simple "No" is fine
PSALM 26:2 "Test me, Lord, and try me, examine my heart and my mind"
When Karen asks what you’re training for... “LIFE, Karen. I’m training for LIFE.”
I hate going to the kitchen after my  long run and finding out i'm the only  snack in the house
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I actually have feelings for my bed
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
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