You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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She's a 10 but somebody made her feel like a 0
Once you start running early in the morning, it becomes addiction
She's a 10.....but a 6 in Nike, and a 14 in Lululemon. why can't she find shorts?!? she's crying
"If you aren't happy with your race times, try running a little bit faster" – Eliud Kipchoge
BOSS: "Hey, can you hop on Zoom real quick?" ME:
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
POLYRUNOROUS A runner, usually amateur, who openly and consensually runs with multiple local running clubs or groups
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association) "Hi, my name is Alan and I've been running for 8 months." "Hello Alan."
TALENTS: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
TALENTS: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Talking about running 4. Buying running gear 5. Signing up for races 6. Ignoring injuries
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace. Go run in the olympics b*tch we trying to have fun
Sometimes you just have to down a gel, turn up the gangster rap and f*ck yourself up for a few hours. It's called self care.
I couldn't be a pastor. I'd be up there like "YOU MFS don't respect God."
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