You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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I'm really sick and tired of food having calories
I saw a girl on the trail today. No iPhone. No earbuds. No smart watch. No hydration. She just ran. Like a total psycho.
If you skip a run because it's too cold, you're a lil bitch. – Old Chinese Saying
Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That's too much --- even for me.
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING **people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary **runners are being told to wear a hat
Nothing hurts quite like the first track Tuesday workout after the holidays
Never thought I'd be the type of person to get up and workout in the early AM and I was right
"May the only negative things in 2022 be your splits." –Sir Mo Farah
"Running only works if you go for a run." –Eliud Kipchoge
You're legally allowed to park in a handicap spot the day after your marathon
Not to brag but I've run every day this year
And here we fucking go again. I mean Happy New Year
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Me during a race: I'm killing it. I love this feeling Shit this is hard. OMG I'm dying When is it over? Actually dead I love this song. Fuck this hill I can't do this anymore. FINISH LINE I fucking looove running!
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