You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM!! Stress fracture. Then you rest
What if I don't want a cropped shirt. What if I want the entire shirt. What then? What. Then.
Never be cool. Never try to be cool. Never worry what the cool people think. Head for the warm people. Life if warmth. You'll be cool when you're dead.
How long are you supposed to rest in between mile repeats? Like 6 months?
"PAIN is just the french word for bread." ~ David Goggins
I love December because I be treating myself with everything. new running shoes? done. new gps watch? done. mental stability? that's on backorder bitch
Nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your running friends have
Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately? "Thank you for entering the Chicago Marathon non-guaranteed entry drawing. We regret to inform you that..
Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ... I'm just asking for the tracking #
Me: "skips morning run" My mind: "anxious" Me: "goes for a run" My mind: "anxious" Me: Okay, you know what, fuck you!
At mile 20 I thought I was dead At mile 22 I wished I was dead At mile 24 I knew I was dead At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill
"Why do you run so much?" Me: Have you met my parents?
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
Overtraining is saying "Don't over do it, you're gonna get injured" again and again until you get injured
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am at not swearing, for example
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