You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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My morning run is the portal to zero fucks land
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying family members during the holidays
Different day, same shit.
If you think I'm an asshole now you should have met me before I started running #progress
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories my husband is burning
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything" Me after:
Name a better feeling than going for a run you almost canceled and it ends up being amazing
26 POINT FRICKIN TWO. Because my kids deserve a mother they can brag about.
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
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