You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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The challenge I'm doing this month is called October and it's where I just try to get through every day of October
Happy Indigenous People's Day today and everyday
A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind the bikers on the running and walking trail
Check on your friends. Check on your quiet friend. Check on your loud friend. Check on your always ok friend. Check on your not always ok friend. Check on your sick friend. Check on your healthy friend. Check on your running friend....
You may be in her DMs but I was her look out while she shit in a hole. We are not the same.
Fuck it. Just start quoting running cliches in the comments
Is there really such a thing as a "Fun Run"? Asking for myself again
The 3 stages of running a marathon: 1. Start 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Finish
Is your phone full of hundreds of photos of sunsets and sunrises or are you normal?
Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting still on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude, mind your business
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
TAPER WEEK. I'm either annoyed or annoying.. There's no in-between.
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life
Instagram is down? Now how will people know I ran today??
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher' which is nice
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