You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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{RUNNING} will break your heart, snatch your pride and leave you begging for your ever-lovin' life. But if you're willing to tread through proverbial shit, it will heal whatever it is you're ready to heal
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
My last though before I start a race: "Why am I doing this?" My first thought after i finish a race: "When can I do it again?"
I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered running. I'm feeling so much better now.
Chuck Norris? Who is she?
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't block me.
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel Of Fortune
I love pointing at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were
It's weird to think people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long
Everything you ever wanted to know about yourself, you can learn in 26.2 miles
You won't get far in this sport if you only run on the days you feel good.
Does anyone else feels like the first 20 min of your runs suck then you feel like you could run forever?
Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs Trainer: no, fitness goals Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
The smartest guys know you'll get hella replies on a selfie so they keep quiet and wait till you post a pic of ur salad or something to slide in talkin about "what kind of dressing is that?" cause they know aint no one else go...
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but did you run today? be honest...
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