You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Be honest, am I famous?
Yeah, i have to ice my knees for an hour after every run, but isn’t running amazing?
Running be like well do you want depression or do u want a running injury
Ryan O’Brien: “I don't wanna say I'm better than these runners… but I am faster than they are, so draw your own conclusions.”
I'm sorry my posts on Instagram remind you of how lazy you are
Stop calling a bunch of TV episodes playing back to back a “marathon”. That’s just offensive.
Moms who run 26.2 miles just for fun should be feared by everyone
I check out other people’s running shoes like rich people judge my four door budget sedan
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
When you have more running medals than people you count as good friends.
Keep your pumpkin spice latte, nothing quite says fall like cooler running temperatures
I ran 3 miles this morning. So If I did the math right, that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and 2 bottles of wine.
RUNNERS. Ignoring doctors since.... forever!
No, I don't get pedicures. I value the calluses on my feet. Besides, it's not that difficult to paint 7 toenails.
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