You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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Does anyone else pack running gear for a trip like they're planning to run around the whole country twice for every day they're gone?
“On your left!” What, did I have my hazards on, motherfucker? Just go around quietly
Pro tip – Get shit faced and leave your car at the bar and Uber home. You’ve just planned tomorrow morning’s run.
Runners are obnoxious, sure, but at least we’re not cyclists. You gotta draw the line somewhere… and it’s pedaling, ya losers
Best way to hit that PR pace? Run in high crime areas. Keeps your heartbeat elevated and testosterone pumping
Question for meteorologists... On a loop run, why is the wind in my fucking face after EVERY turn?
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
PRO TIP. Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
F*ck your star sign, I want to know if you're choosing the Half, Full or Ultra
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I hate when runners who are really fast come to group runs and start pushing the pace... Go run in the Olympics bitch we trying to have fun
Worst response to I ran a marathon
i blocked all the stupid runners so if u can see this take it as a compliment
If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too
Lord I'm not rushing you for my BQ... I'm just asking for tracking #
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