You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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Don't let anyone bullshit you, running a marathon is fucking hard
Good morning to all running girls whose thighs rub together
Lack of sex turns you into a marathoner
Thanks for being my go-to running friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
I'm ready for hoodies and cool nights
You know you're a runner... When you're asked how your weekend was, you can only reply in miles
There is always that one person in any group run who thinks they are in the olympics.
78% of the running girls reading this are wearing their hair in a weird bun right now
Doctor: You need to rest that leg for at least two weeks Me: Of course..... Can I run home though? Doctor: Are you even listening to me? Me: No, I don't have any allergies
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES • 1% fell down or turned my ankle • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run a little faster. Wow I feel grrrea...WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT!!!
I can't tell if I'm self-sabotaging or training at 110%.....It's such a fine line.
If you can't handle me at my worst (aka when I don't run) then fair enough tbh I'm completely fucking ridiculous
Running an ultramarathon is more thrilling when you don't have health insurance
I rather eat a whole bus tire than stretch after a run
Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately
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