You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, 

you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!

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I'm always weirdly proud when my  pee is clear. Like, fuck yea, I'm so damn hydrated
"I'm going for a run" is literally my excuse for when I'm sad or upset
We don't do it for the medals.  Said no runner ever.
"I run a shit load of miles I never post. I don't need no congrats for being  a runner."     ~ Mo Farah
I am officially off the market. I'm not in  a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and  I signed up for an ironman lmfao
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots. Anyway, screw the brits.
If she doesn't remember Mapquest,  she's too young for you bro
There are only two genders: Runners & Non-runners
It's no bra weather. So if you see my nipple, I don't know what to tell ya... Happy birthday I guess.
You can't be talking to me any kind of  way if your leggings are baggy in the  ass part!
You know you're a runner when...  You don't drink, you hydrate  You don't eat, you carb up  You don't rest, you taper  You don't work out, you  train & foam roll is a verb
I've never met a strong person with  an easy past
Me during the first mile: "fuck this  i'm sooo fuuckin tired"  Me during the last mile:  "fuck yeah baby that's what  i call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow"
convinced that buying a new pair of  nikes, in a new color, will  suddenly unlock my  untapped potential
Pain is temporary...  Results on internet last forever
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