You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, 

you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!

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I ran 50 miles sounds so much better than I DNFed halfway through a hundo
Running won't leave you on "Delivered"  for 12 hours
You used my Body Glide where?!?  Yeah you go ahead and keep that
Me: "I love you" Them: "More than running?" Me: "Know your place"
Being an IPOS is part of my  personality
Tag the person you have the best running memories with
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
If you're injured and can't run, I think  we all just need to go out in a big empty  field and scream together
Hun, I broke the lamp. "Why?" Bc nobody shines  brighter than me
*me after EVERY. SINGLE. RUN* Let's talk about cal-o-ries Let's talk about wine and cheese Let's talk about all the tacos  and the pizza I may eat  Let's talk about SNACKS
When you're at a normal people party and no one wants to talk about the marathon you're training for
I have faced more peer pressure to run a marathon than to do drugs
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the  injury exists. That's tooootally different
imagine not liking me back....me....a beautiful intelligent hilarious  phenomenal runner... tragic
Sleeping doesn't help this kind of tired anymore
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