You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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I was going through shit by myself with a mf next to me
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
You have to give marathoners credit... There is no one else that runs 40 plus miles a week yet still gain weight
"Pick it up" "I picked it up last time" "It was your idea to crew" "Fuck off"
Maybe if I sign up for a race and start a new training program I'll be happy Nope that wasn't it
Anyone else feeling guilty for not stretching but still not stretching lol
I'm not a regular mother. I'm a badass mother runner
Waiter: careful the food is hot The food:
Moms who run 26.2 miles just for fun should be feared by everyone
Shout out to all runners who will never qualify for Boston, we basic af but we cute
Controlling your emotions during taper week is an extreme sport
Yeah, there's a 8 year old ahead of me but he doesn't get beer after the race
You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple....
I've gotta go for a run or I'm gonna loose my shit
I was talking to a beginner runner and she said to me "I can't wait till I'm strong enough to get through a hill workout without feeling like I'm gonna die" And I was like.... oh Oh, honey..
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