You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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My two moods: 1. runners high 2. i’ll cut you
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "Fcck this shit" in your life
Tag the funniest runner in your life
Shoutout to everyone checking their Strava or GarminConnect stats on the company dime right now
Rare is the runner that loves every run, rare is the run that doesn't love you back anyway.
Older man in New Balance 407 : "Where's your mask, asshole." Me in Alphafly Next% : "I'm vaccinated, peasant."
Not to be cocky, but I'm really the full package. My head is on straight, priorities check, I'm smart, independent, pretty, & my heart is so genuine. Just a self appreciation post because I get so busy trying to improve, that I f...
Do you ever miss your own energy? Like damn what happened to me
I got more trips planned than I got money.....but lord I trust you
Shoutout to everyone who googles the course elevation map before signing up for a race
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5• You'll get some alone time 4• We like it long, hard and in the woods 3• We do it in the morning at lunch or after dinner 2• We're not afraid to get a little dirty 1• Short shorts... g...
"What do you think about while you're running?" Me: Walking.
If you love her, buy her running shoes. – Psalms 26:2
I love blocking people you ain't boutta stress me out on MY PHONE.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear...Like hell yea I'm so damn hydrated
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