You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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I really love and appreciate how hot I am now and that I din't peak in highschool
Me to me: "Is he actually cute? ....Or is he just fast?"
Take a deep breath and remember who the fcck you are
I refuse to sign up for the virtual "no BQ required" Boston marathon. If it ain't my time it ain't my time
I've never met a strong person with an easy past.
The sky isn't more beautiful if you have a "runners body". Music doesn't sound more interesting if you have a six-pack. Dogs aren't better company if you are famous. Pizza tastes good regardless of your status. The best things in lif...
I don't know who needs to hear this but don't let the hard days win
"ON YOUR LEFT!" The runners worst enemy, like bro chill out, you'll never do the Tour de France
Roses are red You went out too fast You started in first But ended dead last
Your first six emojis explains your life right now. No cheating.
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck down
When you let rip an absolute cheek-slapping fart and your stomach ache goes away
Literally just did an ab workout and I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man
Due to personal reasons... I'm ready to turn things up a notch
I run for a cause... ...cause I like medals !!
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