You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, 

you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!

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"My boobs are bigger than yours"  "Dad, that's not funny!"
It's crazy how many people try to  talk to you after one good picture
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape
Runners toasting at the post-race  party: "To Pfizer!"
Anxiety is horrid. But being a person  prone to the deep sensitivity anxiety  entails can also mean that u develop curiosity, u feel art deeply, u dissapear  into books like other lives, ur sexual imagination becomes wilder, foods  become...
*eats correctly* *stretches* *warms up* *cool downs* *doesn't run too much*  body: that's cool, but  here's an injury
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of  them cheats, the other one goes like  "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever
Hey I just wanted to say that nobody from this group is going to heaven.  Just so you all know,..
Behind every strong person is a story  that gave them no choice.
Suicide is not  selfish. Suicide is,  normally, death caused by the illness  of depression. It is the final symptom. A final collapse under unbearable  weight. Suicide is a tragedy. If  you have never been close  to that edge try not to j...
I'm 30 but I feel like I'm 20..... Until I  hang out with some 20 year olds for  400s...... Then I'm like no,  never mind, I'm 30
I was born to be wild, but only until  9:00 pm or so
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if your dog is fat, you ain't getting  enough exercise
Things will be better soon, hopefully.
#MedalMonday  People really be posting selfies and  no medals.... Seriously, grow tf up
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