You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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Sunday run is about pleasure, whereas Monday run is about necessity
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin "D".... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
I don't think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. So if you've done that today or any day, I'm proud of you.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and gaining
An obsession done halfway is just a distraction.
Distance Running. Because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet
I won't say vert is beating my ass right now... but the bitch got hands
To all the runners battling depression... To all the runners still running when the world stole your joy of running. To all the runners facing cultural identity issues. To all the runners having suicidal thoughts.... You are worthy....
If I'm pausing my Garmin during a run just to reply to you, you won. Don't ever question my loyalty
Y'all get tougher when it rains... I get Arthritis, WE ARE NOT THE SAME
hackers need to step the fuck up and give everyone a BQ...Fuck virtual, i want the real deal, i wanna run with the elite
Not sure drinking a green beer is gonna fix this but it will damn sure numb the pain!!
What's the difference between Global Running Day and St Patrick's Day? On St Patrick's Day EVERYBODY wants to be Irish
Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you...
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