You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, 

you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!

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Normalize hill repeats on 0 to 1% grade
I hope all 6 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
I wish running was as easy as making running playlists
It's finally "I can drink the Nuun I left  in my car overnight" season
Skipping track workouts the way I skip youtube ads
For a generation that is hype on true crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with fucking everyone a lot
yo I accidentally made my running  circle so small that it's only me
I paused my Garmin to text you back don't ever question my loyalty
You automatically lose my respect if  you don't change your running form  (and pace!) when you see other  people running
Running helps me when no one else does
I don't know who needs to hear this,  but if aren't happy with your race times,  try running a little bit faster
Fun fact about me: I only suggest races that give you beer or wine at the finish because I'm what? A good friend.
Does anyone else see pictures from  pre-rona marathons and get aroused
me: [before a race] oh wow this is so awesome brain: omg so awesome lungs: omg so awesome legs: omg so awesome bladder: hey guys
I don't think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own  self out of a dark place mentally.  So if you've done that today  or any day, I'm proud of you.
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