You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, 

you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles

just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a

glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!

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September already??? October is  practically next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year,  everybody.
Dear taco trucks, please consider  cruising the neighborhoods like ice  cream trucks ey..
Never seen anyone cycling and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
Ok, hear me out: an old-fashioned  candy necklace but with Tylenol and Ibuprofen
People get confused when converting kilometers to miles. It's simple. Take the distance you want to convert (let's say 15km for example) and you f*cken google what it is in miles
It's not bragging when I tell you how  many miles I ran today... It's so you  don't judge when I devour a whole  box of Oreos in one sitting
WEBSITE: We use cookies to improve performance  ME: Same
ULTRARUNNING. Because 26.2 is for  wimps. In real sports you go until your  organs start shutting down
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity.... to qualify for Boston
No one:  Running: Have a stress fracture. You've earned it.
My mom was wrong about "don't talk to strangers online" y'all cool asf
For a generation that is hype on true  crime – y'all be sharing your running routes with f*cking everyone a lot
Be raw. Be open. Be f*cking real.  Because the last thing this world  needs is more fake ass shit.
idk who needs to hear this but whatever  running injury you have, it's your fault
Me during a race:  I'm killing it.....I looove this feeling Sh*t this is hard... OMG i'm dying   When is it over? Actually dead  I love this song. F*ck this hill  I can't do this anymore.  Me at the finish line:  I f*cking loooove runni...
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