You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
eBib text : You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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DICK'S Sporting Goods had my GU flavor they're usually out of so this weekend is about to get lit.
Apparently when playing hide-and-seek with your kids you're not allowed to go for a two hour run to find a place to hide.
Whenever the machines do take over they're going to access all the "sexy pace" runs from my GPS watch and be like this guy is not a threat
When I was a kid getting put to bed at 8:30pm I couldn't wait until I was a grown up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That is apparently 8:30pm
Yeah post-run stretches never killed no one but why take the chance
She's a 10 but she's not on strava.
Came home after a short run and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes
I found a 20$ on my run today... I guess that means I'm now a professional runner
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in between
ROAD RUNNING: Yasso 800's ULTRARUNNING: Speed work Basically hiking Taper, BQ
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental breakdown, training is going great thanks.
I skip everyone's story but I watch mine like 20 times
I hate texting, come run with me
She's so fast I could look at her all day
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