You might be a runner if you absolutely

hate when your GPS watch stops 

working and you don't realize until

half-way through your run
eBib text : You might be a runner if you absolutely hate when your GPS watch stops working and you don't realize until half-way through your run

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Sometimes I feel like giving up.  Then I remember I have a lot of people  to prove wrong.
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow  Me: Nope, still sore
Reasons why I'm currently alive:  1. Running  2. Coffee  3. Wine
Please tell me I'm not the only one  who measures time using songs. "oh,  it only took me 4 songs to get here"
You know you
The truth is you can always run faster  but sometimes the truth hurts.
I ran... and my house is clean.  One of these is a lie.
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really  can't have both.
There's a runner right now thinking "I'll stretch as soon as I get home"  That's the devil talking.
You know you're a runner when...  the thermometer says 45 degrees and  you think "Score! Optimal running  weather."
Just so you're aware... Between mile  20 and 26.2 I start to use the word  f*ck like it's a comma.
You know you're a runner when... you  see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Joggers bounce up and down at  red lights. Runners just stand there, looking pissed.
I wish everything was as easy as  getting fat.
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