You might be a runner if you absolutely

hate when your GPS watch stops 

working and you don't realize until

half-way through your run
eBib text : You might be a runner if you absolutely hate when your GPS watch stops working and you don't realize until half-way through your run

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Me without coffee: anxious Me with coffee: anxious, but faster
YESTERDAY: "I'm so full. I'm never  eating again."  TODAY: "Can I have pizza  for breakfast?"
COACH "this practice is going to be fun" TEAM "so we're going to die"
Mile 17. I'm not saying I'm in pain...  I'm just saying that Advils are my skittles now.
Me: Should I sign up for another race?   Brain: No  Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
I'm about ready for the weekend...  Monday, 11:38 am
Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Am I a great runner? No.  But do I try to be better every day?  Also no.
Running Shoes: buy us Me: yes master
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at a liquor store.
I'm currently out for a run and can be reached by waiting until I get back.
My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early... Every. Single. Morning.
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k  with you because "it's  ONLY 3.1 miles."
Finally my winter fat is gone.  Now I have spring rolls.
I am a 40 yo mom of 4, never go to the gym, and I don't diet... My secret? Nothing! I'm the one  at the back...
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