You might be an ultrarunner if. . . you

actually know how far 100 kilometers is.
eBib text : You might be an ultrarunner if. . . you actually know how far 100 kilometers is.

Ultrarunning eBibs

If you think I'm an asshole now you  should have met me before I started running        #progress
Doesn't matter how cold it gets,  there will always be that one runner
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but  keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Remember, your current running pace  is someone else's goal pace. Be kind  to yourself
sometimes during sex I get jealous  of how many calories my husband is  burning
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or  alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
My friend: "My track workouts are not that hard, you won't die or anything"  Me after:
Name a better feeling than going for  a run you almost canceled and it ends  up being amazing
26 POINT FRICKIN TWO. Because my kids deserve a mother  they can brag about.
I overthink. I overtrain. I overeat.
The truth is you can always run faster  but sometimes the truth hurts
I'm 1% human and 99% tired
How influencers begin every sentence: "Guys..guys!! ......Guys!!!! I'm so freakin' excited!!"
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