You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

Running isn't about fitness anymore.  It's about medals.
If the sun's in for the night, so am I, them's the rules
Long runs are a great way to justify  binge eating after long runs
Therapist: are you sexually active? Me: I'm running the Majors Therapist: a simple "no" is fine
"To me, if life boils  down to one thing,  it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
If you are on the treadmill next to me, the answer is,
It's a lot easier to start your race when you know it will end up with beer
Nobody posting about marathons anymore. Yall must be like  Oprah, one and done
Amazon probably spends millions on search engine optimization and ad  software yet somehow hasn't figured out that after buying a foam roller I'm not immediately going to need another
yes i want to save money. yes i want a runcation. we exist.
Being a runner is mf expensive
How do I train my hands to stop trowing up peace signs
You know who's always there for you? Your running shoes. And all carbs.
Me: I need to save money this month Also me: if they're on sale it's meant to be
Runners will post a pic of new shoes in their story & caption it "much needed"  as if they didn't have 17 pairs of  running shoes in the closet
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