You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

GPS : Connected Me : then f*cking act like it
Me: I think I'm ready to call it a day GPS Watch: total distance 1.18 miles
Fitbit: Sore today, strong tomorrow Me: Nope, still sore
You know you're a runner when...  You can say things like "I'm just running an easy 6 miler today" and  you really mean it.
Me: I think I want to skip 2020 Boston Inner me: like you have a choice
My "Fuck it, it'll get better" attitude needs to chill the fuck out
Today I really said "I just want to run, no more training programs  or races." And that's when  I realized...... NO MORE  MEDALS. reevaluating
"You ran a marathon?? Did you win it??  Some people just drain the  f*cking nice out of you
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel sad Me: we go for a run Therapist: [nods] we go  for a run
I think I've reached that point in my  life where happy hour is a nap
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable and nearing a mental    breakdown, training is    going great thanks.
When the stabbing pain is a red flag  but red is your fave color
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
You ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you can't get a sports bra off
I have 2 moods: - overtraining - overeating
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