You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

When people say they want  to go for a run with me... Oh so you wanna go  for a RUN RUN
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm not "fast for a girl", I'm just fast.
*day 3 without RUNNING* Cashier: Have a nice day Me: Don't worry bout me Hoe
I didn't choose running.  Running chose me.
"You're an ultrarunner? Wow I wish I  could be that healthy"
RUNNERS DO IT.... in the morning,  during lunch,  after work, and at night.
I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really  starting to mess with my running  schedule
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR:  "A lot of you have been  asking me about my  gym routine.."
*Medal Monday* People really be posting selfies and  no medals. Seriously, grow tf up
I have blisters on both feet, I might  have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to  walk. But I got a shiny medal saying  "Finisher"... Which is nice !!
Completed my first marathon.  And the award for "Acting normal  when you have a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming     race and don't feel the same energy back.
According to my nipples, summer is over.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
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