You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR  you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right  there
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:  ME: hey y'all do you want  to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
I love wearing sunglasses.  Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're  winded by your warmup...
Find someone that looks at you  the same way you look at the 2020  Boston Marathon Confirmation of Acceptance email.
Let whoever think whatever,  just keep getting better.
Do you ever just wear headphones  so people won't talk to you?
You know you're a runner when...  You can run 6 miles nonstop and still  feel out of shape.
I either go for a run or I eat all  the groceries I bought for the  week. There's no in between.
When Tuesday feels hit you and you realize Running, Coffee & Wine  are solely responsible for  keeping you afloat
Body: Sexy Feet: F*cked
You know who NEVER says "Running is really hard on your joints"? People who actually run.
Based on how much my body cracks and pops during my morning run, I'm pretty sure I'm about 78% Rice Krispies
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