You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

When life shuts a door  open it again. It's a door.  That's how they work
When your friends suggest that you  could just skip the run....   "You think this  is a game?"
There is no angry way to say bubbles.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
I am not responsible for what my face does when crossing the finish line.
Dear Life, when I said "can this race get any worse" it was a rhetorical  question not a challenge
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary training runs much more interesting.
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from  all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'..  And how the hell did you  eat the entire dozen?!
I hate when I
Do sharks complain about Monday?  NO. They are up early.  Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking  shark !!!
During sex you burn as many calories  as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
The only thing that I will ever force  in life is my skinny jeans over my big calves
When going for a run is the most  exiting part of your day. And you  already went...
Thanks for the running advice, hon.  I'll remember that next time I'm slower than you.
When you get off work... and change into your  running clothes.
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