You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

GROUP RUNS... 5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
You know you'd better pick up the pace when a Banana is on your tail... and  gaining
Pssssst... I have a secret...... It's supposed to be my rest day.... But I ran.
"I sure wish it was hotter and  more humid out.." Said no runner ever!
You know you're a runner when.. 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think "Maybe I should switch to 10Ks. This is killing me!" .. And an hour later you're looking up  FULL marathon  websites!
When your legs get tired, run with your heart. If that doesn't work, just keep moving towards the free beer.
I hate when people ask me what I'm  doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
I heard you like to run ultramarathons. So you ran an ultramarathon to  train for your upcoming ultramarathon??
Me contemplating wtf i'm going to do with my life because it's raining  and i hate treadmills.
Do you enjoy being alone?  Marry an ultrarunner !!
That awkward moment when you wave "Hi" to another runner..... And they  pretend you don't even exist.
Today's running forecast... BALLS.  It's hot as balls.
Marathon Training Log  *DAY 49* I've completely forgotten what it feels like to not be a little bit sore all the time
I don't know Bill... Maybe we went out too fast *Marathon Mile 1*
I don't always run with perfect form. But when I do, I'm passing by the ladies
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