You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*
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That awkward moment running near a friends house when you want to text them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"
When you still haven't pooped before your race
RUN. Because some questions can't be answered by Google.
You know you're getting old when you start running longer and longer distances for no reason.
The runner who finishes last... Is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee!!
I promise I am a lot nicer than my "resting run face"!
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
Being at work can be enjoyable... ...when you're ordering running shoes online.
Dear people who are great runners AND very muscular... WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas.
I thought my dryer made my clothes shrink....Turns out it was my refrigerator!!
That "uhh ooh" feeling when you're winded by your warm-up!!
Diet Monday - Day 1: I have portioned out all my meals for a week. Diet Tuesday - Day 2: All my portions for the week are now gone.
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
IBUPROFEN; Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off!
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