You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*
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I won't quit. But I will cuss the whole time.
When non-runner friends ask if you are free this weekend... "Sorry, I have to do my long run.. then I'm going to lay around all weekend recovering from my long run."
According to my pace time and "real" runners... I am a jogger.
You know you're a runner when... you don't stretch. But you know you should.
Not every run can make you happy. Running is not pizza.
You know you're a runner... when the phrase, "it's all downhill from here" is actually a good thing.
I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.
For someone who runs all the time, I still have the ability to make it look like it's the first time I've ever tried.
You know you're a runner when... you can run six miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get punched in the throat.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
I'd rather be the slowest runner in a race anytime, than a spectator for a lifetime!
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
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