You might have more talent than me, 

you might be smarter than me, you 

might be sexier than me... 

But if we get on the treadmill 

together, there's two things: 

You're getting off first, 

or I'm going to die. 

It's really that simple.

*Will Smith*
eBib text : You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple. *Will Smith*

Just For Fun eBibs

No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running  faster than you.
My 'alone' time is sometimes for your safety.
"I'm so Mean, I make Medicine sick"!
You know you're a runner when...  You have this inability to admit  that you should probably see  a doctor when your [knee/ ankle/calf/shin] hurts you.
Well, there used to be a trail here somewhere ...
The worst part about running a 5K... is losing to somebody who is clearly  not prepared for it.
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care!
I ran 3 miles this morning... So if I did the math right,  that entitles me to 3 pounds of chocolate and a bottle  of wine!
Hills hurt... COUCHES KILL!!
I'm really sick and tired of food  having calories.
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you  try to take it off after  an hour of sweating!
I had a plain Greek yogurt this morning,then a salad for lunch.  Then I came home and ate the entire kitchen.
Am I the only one who calculates  how much sleep I can get before  going to bed?
You know you're a runner when you  get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
Unless you are standing at mile 26 or 26.1, please do not hold a sign saying "YOU'RE ALMOST THERE"!
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